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I had this customer today who seemed a little weird and mood-swingy (and kept messing up a display right in front of me, like she’d take something off its peg hook and then deliberately put it on the wrong one and that’s so annoying, but that is neither here nor there.) anyway but then as I was ringing her up and asking normal stuff like “do you need a bag”, “debit or credit,” etc, completely out of the blue she bursts out “I BOUGHT A BOAT TODAY NAMED KARMA AND THE LADY WHO SOLD IT TO ME WAS A COMPLETE BITCH AND I SWEAR YOU DO NOT FUCKING SELL A BOAT NAMED KARMA WHILE BEING A BITCH.”
Customer: DON’T YOU EVER SELL A BOAT NAMED KARMA BEING SUCH A BITCH LIKE THAT.
me: I…don’t even own a boat to sell.
Customer: IT’S NOT THE BOAT IT’S THE NAME.” *suddenly turns cheerful* When my mom heard I bought a boat named Karma she said it sure was fitting that I have a boat with that name! Haha!
me: …Have a nice day?
Guys for the love of god if you own a boat named Karma and decide to sell it either change the name or be really really nice when you sell it, the world doesn’t need another person going through this tragedy.
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Finalmente tutti e 7 ♡ #100happydays #day54 #lynnflewelling #nightrunner
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